Here are a few suggestions that we would like cartoons drawn for. If you create a cartoon from one of these, and we use it, both you the artist and the person who made the suggestion will get the credit. The rules for getting free copies of the book will apply here, just as described on the front page. Note that the best cartoon for each suggestion will be the one published, in case we receive multiple suggestions. Heck, we could end up using both of them!
	1. Bicycle rack: Picture a row of buttocks sticking up from the ground, with bicycles parked between the cheeks.
	2. Fertilizer: Picture two farmers standing in a field. One says to the other, 'I've doubled my crop size since I started using dead spammers for fertilizer." Image could contain some huge plants in the background, with some random body parts sticking up from the ground. I see this one looking slightly 'Far Side'-ish.
	3. Umbrella stand. You figure where to stick the umbrella. Keep it PG-13, we don't want to get too crude here.
	4. Wheel chocks to keep a truck or SUV from rolling down hill while changing a flat of something.
	5. Coat Rack. Don't forget to make him look like he's been dead a few days.
	6. Third base for Little League softball.
	More to come later. Keep the suggestions and cartoons coming in!